Mood music and smoke machines filled with smokey bacon fills the auditorium. Staff and Pals chatting nervously. Cameras clicking. Drum roll. *gasps from audience* Bagpipes, zither, trombone, trumpet and drums burst into wild music. Strobe lights flashing. Click here for Pepi’s large photo.
Music bursts into full volume: “Stayin Alive” #Mansequins and smokey bacon pieces fall from ceiling. Stage lights burst ON = EVERY RAINBOW BRIDGE PAL IS ON STAGE wearing John Travolta suits and all dancing and singing ‘Stayin Alive !’ Click here for large group dancing photo.
*ALL Rainbow Bridge pals throw their front paws in air and strut left; then strut right, with their paws still in the air* Singing: “Stayin Alive , Stayin Alive, Hey Hey Hey Hey, Stayin Alive” Everyone: Put your paws in the air ! Banner drops down and ALL Rainbow Bridge pals yell out together: “Take Life By The Paws & Live It.”
Tonight we MAKE HISTORY with the First Twitter Flash Mob Dance at the end of my Presentation. Be HERE for it ! Tonight EVERY OTRB pal gets a Jet Powered Diamond Encrusted Motorbike! And beautiful petite Scooter ones for girls. Click here for large motorbike photo.
Tonight @MarioDaCat will lend me a helping paw onstage *Mario runs out onto the stage and waves to his Mom in the audience*
1st Award to new RB pal, Cheekiest Face OTRB is newcomer @CarlBlindCat. *Carl screams and runs to the front of the stage and waves to his Mom* Carl rips his dark glasses off showing 2 renewed eyes* and says: “Look mum, I got new eyes !” *Carl’s mom bursts into tears of joy* MarioDaCat rides the Diamond Motorbike onto stage, doing a mono (front wheel in air) and passes keys to Carl* Click here for Carl’s large photo.
Next Award: Bold & Beautiful Stare, goes to new another OTRB newcomer: @EdnaAtNutro ‘s Cherie. Cherie please give us a demonstration: *DJ plays B&B theme music* *Cherie tilts her head to the side and does “the Stephanie Forester stare.” *gasps from audience* *appaws* *Mario rides on stage on a petite diamond girl Scooter and passes the keys to Cherie, who waves to her Mom and rides off* Click here for Cherie’s large photo.
Enthusiastic Sports Fan award goes to @Schnille Mookie. Mookie waves his tall Soccer hat in the air and screams. Mookie runs forward and gives a big hight five to @Kolo_Martin and @MarleyTerrier who are cheering loudly. Mookie screams “Football! ” and pumps his paw in the air. *Lippe’s jumping up and down as Mario passes the keys to Mookie who climbs on his bike, Lippie sits on the handlebars and together they wave and take off* Click here for Mookie’s large photo.
@PuzTheCat has become famous as the Lakers secret weapon, shaking and baking everywhere he goes. For your service to sportsmanship Puz, we salute you ! *Puz struts forward and bows and waves. He tosses Lakers souvenirs into the audience, then jumps on his new bike and revs up and rides around waving to his Mom and Dad* Click here for Puz’s large photo.
The Snow Angel award goes to newcomer @JustAnotherTrnd’s Mr.ChickChick ! He leaps off the stage and lands on a ceiling beam, where he whizzes around and around so fast that sparks fly off. He then hurtles himself across the audience and lands, one claw foot on Dusty and one on Hurley. Now that’s what I call talent ! *Mario passes MrCC his keys, and points out the special ‘perch seat’, built just for Mr.ChickChick* BOL! Click here for Mr.ChickChick’s large photo.
The Pet Detectives award goes to @Mulder_Cat and his sisfur @Scully_Cat. *Both newcomers OTRB, Scully runs to the front of the stage and blows kisses to her @Staffpurson. Mulder struts forward and joins Scully. Both are beaming* While many dog pals like digging and hiding things, Mulder and Scully have taught the joy of finding things.
*Mario rides out on 2 motorbikes = paw on each, just like a Las Vegas stunt cat ! *Scully looks beautiful while Mulder shows off, doing donut spins on his bike* Click here for Scully’s large photo. Click here for Mulder’s large photo.
Stunt Guru trophy goes to our guy who lives on the edge: diving underwater one day, then driving an Aston Martin convertible car the next: it’s @TweetyPie54; Bond, James Bond Gunner ! BOL ! Mario passes the keys and Gunner revs up and goes past at turbo speed in REVERSE !**lady dogs swoon* Click here for Gunner’s large photo.
Paw Dexterity award goes to @TheRustCat = our Chief Paw Sport Director and runs the Tennis Ball Championships ! *Rusty breaks into a dazzling display of tennis ball juggling and multiple ball bouncing all at the same time**audience cheers wildly* *Mario rides over and passes Rusty his keys as Rusty spins like a tennis ball on his new motorbike and rides around with one paw in the air* Click here for Rusty’s large photo.
Another loved pal is Pamper King @RudyCKat. Rudy’s Spa & Beautification Center is famous thruout the universe. Rudy keeps us all very handsome. For your service to hair and beauty, Rudy we salute you ! Rudy combs his hair and poses for pics as Mario passes him his keys. Click here for Rudy’s large photo.
Most Luxurious Hair For Styling is newcomer @ParisChien, Blondy *He screams & poses infront of wind machine* His long hair swishes as he changes poses like a male model in a Dogue fashion shoot *flashes his big smile and the lady dogs faint**His mom is crying happy tears as he looks at her and rips off his eye patch, revealing his new eyes: he’s got both his eyes back !* Click here for Blondy’s large photo.
Our Giggle Award goes to @HollieCatRocks, a happy pal who knows how to see the bowl half full. *Mario arrives on Hollie’s girl-Scooter and she swoons at the sparkles and jumps on it and takes off around the stage, giggling all the way. She stops to pose for piccies before riding off the stage. Click here for Hollie’s large photo.
Most loved @ChatteMuse welcomes everyone with open paws. She’s a Conga Queen, but best known for scattering universal Rainbow Bridge Healing Dust. @ChatteMuse you are our Elder StatesLady, and we salute you ! We all love you dearly ! *Mario arrives with CM’s motorbike and a surprise CM’s fursib Hailey is riding pillion passenger !**ChatteMuse and Hailey take off together in a blur of diamonds and Rainbow Bridge glittering healing dust!* Click here for ChatteMuse’s large photo.
What does every Pawty have? Food ! We can do everything and eat anything! Tonight we Knight @R0O as Sir Cumference for his service to all things food. R0O signifies cuisine appreciation and is possibly the originator of the MasterChef television series, although not confirmed.
*R0O waddles out to his signature song: “Baby Got Back.” R0O spins around and shakes his giant booty and points his paw to his big HIPS* http://bit.ly/spkPuP Shake it! Shake it! Shake those healthy hips *R0O shakes his fury BIG butt like a turbo Vet* Baby got back ! Is it an earth tremor ? N0, it’s R0O dancing – Shake N Bake ! *R0O climbs on his new motorbike and takes off, waving to his Mom and Dad* Click here for R0O’s large photo.
Tonight we award @MarioDaCat with his own Diamond Encrusted Jet powered Motorcycle too ! #AAAC Each year he helps me present our RB awards. Here you are dear friend, your own motorbike; now you too can go everywhere you want to. ((HUGS)) Click here for Mario’s large photo.
Only four more Awards and then we unveil Twitter history !! Be Here To Participate !
We were all ‘glee dancers’ way before the tv show. Our Glee Dancer Award goes to newcomer @BearBeard ‘s Fuzz. *Fuzz busts some moves, showing his signature spin and twist move**appaws from audience**Mario passes Fuzz his motorbike keys**Fuzz waves to his mom and jumps on his bike and zooms around the stage laughing. Click here for Fuzz’s large photo.
We cannot mention dancing without @Ri_Guy, who is our Head Dance Instructor. Riley teaches pals what bustin a move is all about. *music starts and Riley KRUMPS all over the stage, bending in all directions and finishes spinning on his new gold diamond baseball cap !* *gasps from audience**Riley’s Mom and Dad are beaming**Mario passes Riley his keys and Riley does some donut spins before waving and zooming off stage* Click here for Riley’s large photo.
Meet our new Rainbow Bridge DJ @SalvatoreDaCat *Sal’s mom screams with joy**Sal pretends to spin some vinyil* “Scratch it Sal ! ” *Mario passes Sal his keys & Sal is speechless with excitement, so he poses for his Mom’s piccies**Sal jumps on his bike and shows off before leaving the stage* Click here for Sal’s large photo.
All our DJ’s are Pawty Animals ! This year we salute @TheNascarKitty as a great Rainbow Bridge Head DJ *Tiger struts forward and waves to his Mom and Dad. His eyes light up when he sees motorbike arrive* *he revs up and flies around the stage, burning rubber like a real Nascar driver* Click here for TommyTiger’s large photo.
It’s now time to MAKE HISTORY on Twitter and join our FLASH MOB DANCE starting NOW ! #FlashMob We were Born This Way Baby ! http://bit.ly/uJIM5d
PUT YOUR PAWS IN THE AIR !!! #FlashMob http://bit.ly/uJIM5d
YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY BABY !!!!!!! #FlashMob http://bit.ly/uJIM5d
#FlashMob Pepi and MarioDaCat : I’m on the right track baby I was born this way *kick paws out and spins left, then spins right* HEY ! http://bit.ly/uJIM5d
#FlashMob ALL PALS ON STAGE: *kicks paws out and spins left, then right* I’m on the right track Baby, Rainbow Bridge the place to play* HEY ! http://bit.ly/uJIM5d
#FlashMob FRONT ROWS OF AUDIENCE: jump up, throw paws up, spin left, then right* I’m on the right track Baby, Rainbow Bridge the place to play !
#FlashMob ENTIRE AUDIENCE: jumps up, throws paws in air, spins left, then right* Ooh there ain’t no other way, Rainbow Bridge the place to play
#FlashMob I’m beautiful in my way cause God makes no mistakes, I’m on the right track Baby I was born this way
#FlashMob Ooo there aint no other way, Rainbow Bridge the place to play, I was born this way Baby *right paw in air
#FlashMob Rejoice and love yourself today – you were born this way Baby
#FlashMob Hey Hey Hey ! Rejoice and love yourself today -Baby you were born this way, I was born to be brave, I was born this way Hey !
Twitter pals you just made history ! #FlashMob First Flash Mob Dance held on Twitter ! Main Anipal Academy Awards begin at 7pm.
Anipal Academy Awards featured Charity:
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2 OTRB Signature songs: Somewhere Over the Rainbow http://bit.ly/sBAq9W
Born Free http://bit.ly/rUmxoY