CNN reported extra lightening activity in the skies that began just weeks ago while scientists have been unable to say why this phenomena began happening. Should I send this article to CNN to help them solve the mystery?
Since arriving OTRB @AngelKeely has been road testing our Diamond MotorScooters and Diamond MotorBikes, zooming up and down the clouds, zig-zagging, doing donuts and wheelies all over the skies.
Normally girl pals get Diamond MotorScooters and boy pals get Diamond MotorBikes, but Keely already had a Pink MotorBike before she arrived OTRB so it was pretty tricky for her to decide which one to choose, so she’s road testing both.
Anyone’s who’s ever road tested a Dimaond Motorbike or Scooter knows you can’t just putt around; you have to zoom at 587 m.p.h. then skid to a halt, drop a wheelie and zoom across the clouds in a mono (zooming only on the back wheel with front wheel up in the air.) And you just have to do some cloud jumps…
All of this gave me an idea: The Wall of Bacon. Humans have the Wall of Death (ho, ho, ho: droll, how very droll), but no-one else has a Wall of Bacon. We kept it a big secret and Keely was the first pal to ride on it. We made the highest parts of the wall extra crispy so they are extra fast. There’s nothing like the exhileration of bacon-fat splatter from zooming around the Wall of Bacon.
I’m sure Keely’s mom didn’t know Keely had been practising Japanese Drifting, but you should see Keely drifting across the bacon fat; she goes extra fast and when she leans her bike over and drifts, it’s almost at the speed of light!
And who resist the beautiful Bacon fragrance from Bacon Racing? BOL! I like waving the checkered flag, wearing my Bacon Suit. For pals who don’t want to Drift, we stud their tires with solitaire diamonds, to give them extra tread.
As a fun treat for Keely, we decorated the Wall of Bacon with sausage fences so if she crashes she gets smothered in sausages. BOL ! Just wait, in a few years Nascar will start copying us, throwing out their sandbags and replacing them with sausage bags. ROCLMAO
For Keely’s Mama
Keely’s mama: please know Keely has settled in very well and when you unexpectedly find yourself standing on the bridge, she will be there to meet you. She knows you still love her and she loves you and will never forget you; meanwhile she is surrounded by great pals *strikes a pose* and we keep her busy laughing, playing, noming and napping.
Keely is everywhere now, but especially in your heart. You’ll hear her whispering to your heart and at times you’ll see her out the corner of your eye. She is not gone. You WILL be a Forever Family again…not just yet.
I made this video Message From Rainbow Bridge, to help family members who have pals over the Rainbow Bridge, and it’s delivered by my mum, Michele. I also made our main video: Rainbow Bridge Guided Tour . Please turn the volume up loud for the music and see how beautiful our Rainbow Bridge really is.