‘PepiRamaGasiusMaximus’ has declared “Let The Bacon Be Served” as we enter a “Decade Of Baconness.”
The masses wanted an Italian name: Pepperoni. And I have a pizza named after me! Vote Pepi For #Popie.
The masses are drooling and the bacon fat dripping, in expectation of Pepi being declared Popie. Either way, we’ll have a Mass (of something.)